Bubble Wrap is GREAT!

ITS XMAS IN JULY AT MY HOUSE HAHAHA
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA JOIN IN ..
YES I HAVE TO ADMIT I WAS LATE FOR
WORK BECAUSE OF THIS BUT IT WAS WELL
WORTH THE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmm

Have you ever just look at your life and said hmmmm how did I get where I am right now??

MOTHER FUCKEN LIFE

Ok so yeah I found this awesome job at an Animal Hospital and then 1 day before my 90 day probation i got let go bc i was singing haha but the real truth behind that was that the receptionist had it out for me from the start because I was so damn fun and everyone loved me haha .. anyway so yeah I get another job at this other vet and dude its so not worth my time typing that mess of a job and or what happened .. lets just say it was as ghetto as you could get .. semi sterilizing needles and also haha ragging on me about using to many of the good medical gloves so they put out these "APPROVED FOR FOOD SERVING" gloves for me to use hahaha

i have nothing more to say about that animal hospital.... WISH ME LUCK I HAVE AN INTERVIEW TOMORROW AT THIS ONE HOSPITAL I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO WORK AT EVER SINCE I GOT LET GO AT THE FIRST ONE..I KNOW IMA LOVE THE NEW ONE .. HOPE THEY HIRE ME ..Hey they say three strikes your out or Third times a charm... ima lean towards third times a charm haha .. its a better position, better pay, better people, no restrictions on gloves haha and ima learn so much more to advance myself so my stoked-ness is sooo high right now!!!

Math for all you BLOGGER

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...


it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R-K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H- I-T
2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S- S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+ 7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Asskissing that will put you over the top.

First Kiss haha

So, it's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:

Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
And the big question...
Should you use some tongue?
Then you lean in and just go for it!!!