2 days off you think it would be FUN haha NOT

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the joy of having two days off ... that has been I must say a very very very uneventful 2 days off..You would think having two days off in a row would be omg fucken great .. but omg helllllll no .. it sucks when all your friends are at work while you are ummmmm at home watching movies, myspacing , playing damn games that I am now freaken hooked on .. on facebook, and last but not least reading ... ok ok ok so the most eventful and interesting thing that has come out of my 2 days off in a row has been this game on facebook called "BLOXORX" dont even get me started its soooooo fucken cool .. its a block that you have to get from point A to point B haha easy you are thinking hahaha yeah fucken right .. you cant fall off the edge and blocks dont bend to turn haha you have to use your noggin for this game!!

Also this book I am reading .. HOOPER YOU ARE MY GOD FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS BOOK!! The name of the book is EAT PRAY LOVE .. haha i know what you are thinking ..ohhhhh lord .. but noooo way .. its more than that .. this woman writter is a genius!!!
Ok so update since I havent posted in the longest time!! My life is on track .. well almost .. after the next 2 paychecks I will be caught up to date on bills and very very very back on track!! Its crazy how one month of no work can set you behind!

Now as for work .. its going really good .. I am working in OUTPATIENT so basically GP (General Practice) but its all good because I usually follow my patients upstairs to ECC (emergence Critical Care) and get to spend time up there! Thats is where I wanna be .. but I have to start off in outpatient to learn all i need to learn before I really get into that mix... I do have to say i am learning a lot .. at times I feel overwhelmed but not bc of the job .. more so bc i dont know as much as everyone else..its sooo different and deff a different path from the film industry so its just starting all over again and thats the overwhelming part .. just trying to learn all the meds and stuff.. its a lot of info .. but im loving it!! I work 4 days and are off 3 days so its pretty cool to actually have a life again!!

As for all else .. everything is going good .. I am planning on moving out of the house in the next few months and into an APT with my DOC friend from the other animal hospital .. so im not only excited about it but really looking forwards on being on my own again!!

Bubble Wrap is GREAT!

ITS XMAS IN JULY AT MY HOUSE HAHAHA
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA JOIN IN ..
YES I HAVE TO ADMIT I WAS LATE FOR
WORK BECAUSE OF THIS BUT IT WAS WELL
WORTH THE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmm

Have you ever just look at your life and said hmmmm how did I get where I am right now??

MOTHER FUCKEN LIFE

Ok so yeah I found this awesome job at an Animal Hospital and then 1 day before my 90 day probation i got let go bc i was singing haha but the real truth behind that was that the receptionist had it out for me from the start because I was so damn fun and everyone loved me haha .. anyway so yeah I get another job at this other vet and dude its so not worth my time typing that mess of a job and or what happened .. lets just say it was as ghetto as you could get .. semi sterilizing needles and also haha ragging on me about using to many of the good medical gloves so they put out these "APPROVED FOR FOOD SERVING" gloves for me to use hahaha

i have nothing more to say about that animal hospital.... WISH ME LUCK I HAVE AN INTERVIEW TOMORROW AT THIS ONE HOSPITAL I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO WORK AT EVER SINCE I GOT LET GO AT THE FIRST ONE..I KNOW IMA LOVE THE NEW ONE .. HOPE THEY HIRE ME ..Hey they say three strikes your out or Third times a charm... ima lean towards third times a charm haha .. its a better position, better pay, better people, no restrictions on gloves haha and ima learn so much more to advance myself so my stoked-ness is sooo high right now!!!

Math for all you BLOGGER

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...


it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R-K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H- I-T
2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S- S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+ 7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Asskissing that will put you over the top.

First Kiss haha

So, it's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:

Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
And the big question...
Should you use some tongue?
Then you lean in and just go for it!!!

Just have to wait now!

Ok so I went for an interview at this VET place yesterday that turned into a working interview and from what I got they really liked me ... hahaha who dosnt haha .. jk that me being cocky... but no really they liked me and now im just waiting for a call back from them today .. if they dont call me back then ima call them =) just because I hate waiting around for someone to call and I have been all day!!!

I have a feeling I am not gonna like this job at all .. its a GP (General Practice) so they really dont see cool things like my old job in the ER did but hey its a way I can advance from an Assitant to a Tech and then move on back to an ER / ICU setting .. we will see .. i am jumping ahead of myself but from my working interview its the same thing just up to date shots and mild cases for visits.

Ohhhh and for the record the movie Open Water 2 sucked balls .. it was the worst movie in the world!!!!!!!!!!

CAPTAIN MORGAN NIGHT!

Its been a crazy rough week and last week a drank my sorrows away hahaha no lie Shelly called me one day to meet after work at DAVIE ALE HOUSE and of course I said sure because we have both been having a shitty week and well i got there before here and asked what the specials were and the bartender said Double Captain Morgans for 3.00 .. yes you read right 3 bucks baby hahaha so that was my drink of the night and let me tell you he made the drinks in a tall coke cup and holly shit it was soooooooooo strong .. i had to put like 6 limes in each drink ... I obliviously couldn't drive home so I went back to shellys house and ended up in her dogs crate hahaha it was crazy and the room was spinning and i have to say im sorry DANIT but the dog crate night at shelly's house deff kills the mattress in the hallway night ... i was 10 times worst her night and i threw up ewwwww haha! She has the pics on her iphone so ill post one pic of me in the crate when she sends me the pics haha!!

Mothers Day 2008

“It's hard to swallow reality at times. It's a tough situation for me. It's a tough situation for my family too, but it's something that happened. And especially being in the situation she was in, knowing she had cancer, knowing that unexpected day would come. ... Death is always unexpected, no matter if they put a time on (how long you have to live). I'm just blessed to be able to have had the time I did with mom the last few months!”

HELLO IM EXCITED

Today I got a call back from this Animal Hospital in Hollywood .. its actually our RIVAL hospital hahahaha they want to teach me how to draw blood .. its a big ass step up from the position i was doing at the other hospital .. Shelly says its a good opportunity and me im soooo stoked because I have wanted to learn so much more but they wont let assistants do anything .. now the opportunity came knocking and I am sooo gonna take it ... its a lot farther of a drive but fuck it .. its gonna benefit me .. keep your fingers crossed .. the woman said she is gonna have the TECH supervisor call me tomorrow ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im sooo excited and I just cant hide it haha!!

I will keep you all posted!!

Unemployed

A friend sent me this