LEAVING ON A JET PLANE

I came across this quote and had to share =)

Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

OUCH ... DEEP SHIT IF YOU ASK ME ... lol but you didn't hahaha!!

OK SO ITS TIME ... IM LEAVING ONCE AGAIN ON A JET PLANE AND DONT KNOW WHEN I'll BE BACK AGAIN hehehe!!!! LATER ALLIGATORS ... ok ok ok not really later for to long that is because technology is a wonderful thing ... its a full day of travel SUNDAY TO MONDAY .. FYI Ireland is 5hrs ahead of the east coast and 8hrs ahead from the west coast... so I will be missing in action from the blogging world for a little while... then no worries I have an international Internet card (that I kept from Greece because hello you never know when you will have to find a needle in a haystack (a 10 euro 1000 min international Internet card) so yippee for me on keeping it safe and where I can find it hahaha hello I am an Internet junkie the Internet is like my second home... and for those of you who know me and those bloggers who followed my adventure in Greece you all sooooo know I cannot live with the net so yesssssss I am soooooo gonna blog AS SOON AS I CAN...so I will be on the lookout for internet cafes once again .. take care ... CHRISSIE OUT hehe for now that is!!!

When it rains, it pours!!

I just got word my car is a TOTAL LOSS ... dude omg I dont even want to get into all of this right now but this just sucks ass ... you know I think the hardest thing is that I used the money mom left us when she passed away to get Herbie. I took care of that car like no other and now I feel like its another big ass loss this fucked up year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A LITTLE NERVOUS AT THE MOMENT

WHAT THE SHRINKS SAY ABOUT
Superstitious behavior

Superstitious behavior arises when the delivery of a reinforcer or punisher occurs close together in time (temporal contiguity) with an independent behavior. Therefore, the behavior is accidentally reinforced or punished, increasing the likelihood of that behavior occurring again.

For example, you walk under a ladder and a minute later you trip and fall. It is easy to attribute your accident to "bad luck" and the irrelevant ladder. The reason an association is easy to form is because your cultural belief that walking under a ladder will bring bad luck is positively reinforced by your fall that occurred soon after walking under the ladder.

OK so with my year from hell still in progress ( meaning 5 months from hell down and 7 more to go) I have to say I am a little scared to fly... not scared more so nervous... dude what more could possibly happen or go wrong this year... (AS I REFER TO A TELEVISION SHOW CALLED LOST) ekkkkkk I think I just freaked myself out even more .... ok no more airplane shows, discovery channel, tv local new, cnn news, Internet news, or bad books till I land!!

::::CHRISSIE Superstitions::::

FIRST .. ITS A MUST TO
*Travel with the same items
*toothbrush case : same lucky green one
*soap case: same lucky blue one
*backpack: same funny color blue green and black one haha
*picture on backpack: that wont change
*mom cross: I never fly without it
*dakota and mom pic: It reminds me what I have lost
*CARD =( : I have no place or one to hold it so its gonna have to come with me*Ahhhhhhhhhhhh SHIT my shirt: holly shit I dont have my travel shirt anymore holly shit I got to get me one asap and chrissie-fi it ... ohhh crap me ... not good!!
*I have opted no travel Journal this trip: ohhh lord hope its not the wrong thing to opt!!
*lance armstrong & support the troops : Wow its been 3 yrs for the yellow almost 2 for the green but bad news ... the day of the accident my yellow snapped and today my green snapped .... I am thinking the accident, me getting sick, me hurting all over the place, bands snapping.... signs or just coincidences?????
DUDE NOT GOOD ... NOT GOOD AT ALL

I've been feeling like poo!!!

I MOTHER FUCKEN FEEL

LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN HAS

NOT ONLY HIT ME BUT, HIT

ME, BACKED UP OVER ME, AND

RUN RIGHT OVER ME AGAIN,

AND AGAIN, AND YES AGAIN!!!

"WOW I AM FEELING LIKE SHIT!!!!"

PICS OF HERBIE

ITS OFFICALLY THE WORST YEAR EVER!!

ITS FUNNY HOW THEY SAY ........
DUDE I THINK MINE WAS TAKING A SHIT
BECAUSE I SURE DONT DRIVE FAST!!!



THIS IS AS SHORT AS I CAN GET IT FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO STILL UNDERSTAND!

Ok so yeah … lets just say this is officially the worst year ever … I am sooooo sick and tired of shit happening… and the worst part about all of it is that people say everything happens for a reason …. (ahhhh chooo as I sneeze ) Im Allergic to BULL SHIT…. So FUCK YOU TO THAT LINE!!!

Ok so this fucker ass guy … ohhhhh yeah before I go any farther I apologize for the vulgar cursing.. But sometimes venting is just needed!!

My day started off sooooo perfect … I SLEPT IN , NO ASS CRACK OF DAWN PHONE CALLS, NO RUSHING, JUST DID THE THINGS I NEEDED TO DO.

Then 2:20pm (May 23, 2007) ….. CRASH …. Yes CRASH … an accident occurred that of course I was involved in. PS as I write this I cant help but laugh because me of all people haha the grandma driver gets into a huge accident. Funny how everyone I told the story to said “I know it wasn’t your fault so what happened??” haha and yes it was not at all my fault … you know the more I think about what happened the more I cant help but say WOW this was soooo out of a movie.

The picture above is an Arial view of the intersection of the accident. Don’t ask how I got that haha but as you can see its not a little intersection its really a major one!

So I just get off I95 and are in my left hand lane (turning lane) because I have to make a left at Andrews Ave. I had an arrow but by the time I got to the arrow it was yellow so I stopped because I knew I couldn’t make it. As I was at the light I see this van coming straight at me … I have a median to the left of me, then I have cars behind and next to me…. I hear the guy behind me blowing his horn… I noticed the van was not stopping at all and that’s it … its gonna hit me head on ….so instead of a head on hit that would for sure deploy all my airbags, and give me major whip lash I opted to turn my car…. I felt a head on would have been worst than a side hit plus this van was totally out of control and I did not see the driver at all so a head on would have pushed me back into this other van behind me and who knows where else…. So I pulled Herbie as far up as I could and turned the car to the right. The van hit the front and kept pushing me causing it to turn me and ran up from the front end to my door. I put my car in park, then hit my Emergency break so as I tried to get out of the car it would not push the car as easy as it was before.

Come to find out …. The dude in the van who hit me stalled out … ok so sometimes things carp out on you … well lol … this is where he got fucken stupid …. he rigged the keys in the ignition and propped something to hold the gas peddle down (they said pipe or stick) … then he opened the hood and started fucking around with the starter button to start the car. As he did that it started, and rather than putting the van in neutral he had it in drive … as soon as it started it ran over the guy … well really just right over him … like in a movie when people lay down flat and a truck drives right over them lol … but in reality it doesn’t work … so when that happened it dragged the stupid dude a little ways, then kept going till HERBIE my car so politely stopped that crazy out of control van.

Yeah …. I held it together and no I did not yell at this man who was all bloody and a stupid ass for doing what he did… lol … I stayed calm … and someone called 911...Herbie looks soooo bad … I went to the hospital to get checked out… the cop was a hottie… the medic dude was a hottie tooo and I threw up in the ambulence …. Twice … yes I did cry …. Now im all sore and bruised… and I cant sleep because I keep replaying what happened over and over in my head even when I try not to!!

P.S> This will soooo be in my movie!!!!!!!!!!

STAY TUNED FOR HERBIE PICTURES

PLEASE FUCKEN TELL ME WHAT I DID
THAT WAS SOOOOOOO BAD TO DESERVE ANY OF THE
SHIT I HAVE GOTTEN JUST THIS YEAR ALONE!!
THIS IS THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!

Danit ... just for you =)

Surfs Up DANIT

This Post is espeically for DANIT ... girl hahahaha I found this and soooo thought of you so I had to share!! You are very welcome ...ohhhh yeah PS they have a myspace haha!!

RADICAL RODENTS MYSPACE

Im so excited

HE IS COMING TO VISIT US!! WOW ITS BEEN SOOOOOOOOOO LONG!!



I just found out my Future husband comes in today and is gonna stay with us for one week... ok ok ok so my future husband has a wife, but whatever he will be my husband one day ... mark my words!!!
Bio
Name: David
Age: 25
Location: California
Occupation: Marine
Met: In the hood
Type of Guy: The one I love!!

Its all GEEK TO ME

I have discovered a new Channel to watch =)

SHOW:GEEK WEEKEND
CHANNEL:Sience Discovery Channel



This weekend was Geek Weekend but since I was working and busy all weekend I didn’t get a chance to watch it this weekend, but no worries because have been since 5:30 this morning watching reruns haha!! I do have to say the most interesting episode I watched was The MP3 Revolution-iPod…Just for the record an iPod is an Mp3 Player lol but what makes it so different is the MAC / Apple software that is used to make it. Sort of more like a mini computer. Ohhhh yeah and also iPods work the best on Mac‘s rather than PC‘s!!! Ok now back to the show…. It was all about going behind the scenes to uncover how Steve Jobs brought Apple back from the grave to create one of the most popular electronics devices ever made: The iPod.
iPod AKA: idiots price our devices
lol its true that is what people use to call iPods because when iPods first came out they were sooooo expensive and only compatible with Mac’s hence only the MAC CULT people were using the,…. For all of you who know me totally know I am NOT at all a big fan of iPods. For a number of reasons that is, but after watching this story about the iPod and also of course reading up on Steve Jobs the co-founder and CEO of Apple… someone have read articles about, and have also followed his career in Forbes and Wired Magazines….this episode for some reason really made me like him even more. I liked him before, but now so much more!! Don’t get me wrong I am not at all gonna go right out and get me an iPod but his story is a pretty interesting one!!

IRELAND PRE PRODUCTION haha

Ok....so.... by this time next week I will be on a plane way up in the air crossing over many oceans on my way to IRELAND. Packing is going ok ... just found out that the weather is way different there... cold like 50 60 degrees and rainy like London so I stole my friends jacket hahaha ... dude why buy one ... when the hell am I ever gonna use a thick warm / weather resistant jacket in hot ass fl .... NEVERRRRRRRRR.... So now that I have one I guess that means I will be going to visit Jackie, and Danit up north more often in the winter from now on haha!! So like I said packing is going good and I just found my travel book =) Magical Thinking by Augusten Burroughs. Ok so I settled on this book because 1. It was only 2.99 lol thank you boarders for having a bargain section , 2. it’s a bunch of stories (TRUE) crazy funny and over the top ones hahaha, 3. It seems sort of interesting, and 4. Hello it was a 2.99 bargain baby....ok ok ok 2.99 bargain section can only mean one thing…dork the book did not sell hahaha but to tell you the truth I buy all my books from bargain sections and really 9 our of 10 are great great great books so lets keep our fingers crossed because 14 hrs on a plane I need some sort of good entertainment!!

So my book is picked, my travel backpack is out....Yes I am talking about the famous Greece backpack hahaha and yes I am very superstitious when it comes to flying so everything (guardian angel, pink ribbon, and a certain pic ) is all still on it, Lance (my mp3 player) is charged, my suit case is almost packed just need to add a few more things, and my money (USA dollars) are now Euros haha. Yeah you can tell I am just a little excited =) ok ok ok a lot !!!

Inline-Skates vs Roller-Skates

So I was invited to my friends little boys birthday party today.

THE INVITE
Logan is 8
Isnt is great
Let all skate

Roller-skating … I am talking old style looking things ….Wow … at first I was gonna soooo try the old style things hahaha but you know what Logan had a lot of kids at the party who didn’t know how to skate so with inline skates I could so help them out because I rock on inline skates AKA rollerblades so I opted to get the blades hahaha …. I did great helped kids, rolled around, danced to the music, took lots of pics while skating lol , raced whoever I could… totally just had a blast …. Sooo it was a 4 hr session and after helping the world out in the rink for 3hrs I decided to try out roller skates. The old brown side the side 4 wheel ones… lol ohhhh boy it was bad. I didn’t fall but wow it was bad. Lets just say I could not have the camera in my pocked while on these things because I sooooo didn’t want to take the chance of falling. Inline skates that would never happen… roller skates …. Ohhh boy it sooooo easily could have!! Lets just say my body… my entire body hurts. I think the skates (old style ones) just killed me!!

ICON

I CAME ACROSS THIS ICON AND COULD NOT HELP BUT LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!

WOW someone knows my secret

I came across this on the POSTSECRET.COM
This past week was all about mothers day....



IT SUMS UP THAT DAY FOR ME IN A NUT SHELL..
ITS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS MY SECRET!!!

Happy Mothers Day Mom

ALS WALK

The 6th Annual Lou Gehrig's Disease
10K Run and 5K Run/Walk
in Coconut Grove, FL on May 12, 2007

WE WALKED FOR JACKIES AUNT BETTY

OUR TEAM NAME
BETTY's FAMILY CIRCUS



ABOUT ALS

Chirp Chirp Chirp

Her Name: Birdie
Her Location: My house



As much as I hate birds and YES want them all to DIE DIE DIE because they use to attack me and my dog while walking and also target my car to shit on after I wash it… on Tuesday this one little fucker decided to make a nest on the top of one of our hurricane shutters hahaha no its not my window its my brothers window hahahaha, but I don’t have the heart or balls to scarred it away … because with my luck this little shit would totally decide to fly into my house while I am attempting to scare it away and attack me …hahahahahaha no …. we dont want that to happen, so I have decided to leave it ...her...alone and wait it out this time….but next time I will be prepared … don’t know what the hell I am gonna do but I will be prepared!!

3 months today =(

I CAN NEVER FIND

THE RIGHT WORDS

TO SAY WHEN IT

COMES TO DAKOTA.