ITS OFFICALLY THE WORST YEAR EVER!!

ITS FUNNY HOW THEY SAY ........
DUDE I THINK MINE WAS TAKING A SHIT
BECAUSE I SURE DONT DRIVE FAST!!!



THIS IS AS SHORT AS I CAN GET IT FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO STILL UNDERSTAND!

Ok so yeah … lets just say this is officially the worst year ever … I am sooooo sick and tired of shit happening… and the worst part about all of it is that people say everything happens for a reason …. (ahhhh chooo as I sneeze ) Im Allergic to BULL SHIT…. So FUCK YOU TO THAT LINE!!!

Ok so this fucker ass guy … ohhhhh yeah before I go any farther I apologize for the vulgar cursing.. But sometimes venting is just needed!!

My day started off sooooo perfect … I SLEPT IN , NO ASS CRACK OF DAWN PHONE CALLS, NO RUSHING, JUST DID THE THINGS I NEEDED TO DO.

Then 2:20pm (May 23, 2007) ….. CRASH …. Yes CRASH … an accident occurred that of course I was involved in. PS as I write this I cant help but laugh because me of all people haha the grandma driver gets into a huge accident. Funny how everyone I told the story to said “I know it wasn’t your fault so what happened??” haha and yes it was not at all my fault … you know the more I think about what happened the more I cant help but say WOW this was soooo out of a movie.

The picture above is an Arial view of the intersection of the accident. Don’t ask how I got that haha but as you can see its not a little intersection its really a major one!

So I just get off I95 and are in my left hand lane (turning lane) because I have to make a left at Andrews Ave. I had an arrow but by the time I got to the arrow it was yellow so I stopped because I knew I couldn’t make it. As I was at the light I see this van coming straight at me … I have a median to the left of me, then I have cars behind and next to me…. I hear the guy behind me blowing his horn… I noticed the van was not stopping at all and that’s it … its gonna hit me head on ….so instead of a head on hit that would for sure deploy all my airbags, and give me major whip lash I opted to turn my car…. I felt a head on would have been worst than a side hit plus this van was totally out of control and I did not see the driver at all so a head on would have pushed me back into this other van behind me and who knows where else…. So I pulled Herbie as far up as I could and turned the car to the right. The van hit the front and kept pushing me causing it to turn me and ran up from the front end to my door. I put my car in park, then hit my Emergency break so as I tried to get out of the car it would not push the car as easy as it was before.

Come to find out …. The dude in the van who hit me stalled out … ok so sometimes things carp out on you … well lol … this is where he got fucken stupid …. he rigged the keys in the ignition and propped something to hold the gas peddle down (they said pipe or stick) … then he opened the hood and started fucking around with the starter button to start the car. As he did that it started, and rather than putting the van in neutral he had it in drive … as soon as it started it ran over the guy … well really just right over him … like in a movie when people lay down flat and a truck drives right over them lol … but in reality it doesn’t work … so when that happened it dragged the stupid dude a little ways, then kept going till HERBIE my car so politely stopped that crazy out of control van.

Yeah …. I held it together and no I did not yell at this man who was all bloody and a stupid ass for doing what he did… lol … I stayed calm … and someone called 911...Herbie looks soooo bad … I went to the hospital to get checked out… the cop was a hottie… the medic dude was a hottie tooo and I threw up in the ambulence …. Twice … yes I did cry …. Now im all sore and bruised… and I cant sleep because I keep replaying what happened over and over in my head even when I try not to!!

P.S> This will soooo be in my movie!!!!!!!!!!

STAY TUNED FOR HERBIE PICTURES

PLEASE FUCKEN TELL ME WHAT I DID
THAT WAS SOOOOOOO BAD TO DESERVE ANY OF THE
SHIT I HAVE GOTTEN JUST THIS YEAR ALONE!!
THIS IS THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!