To Do List
During A Hurricane
Work out- Get real tired before the storm
Digital Camera- Sometimes you just have to capture the moment
Food- Yes this is the time to eat and get fat from junk food
News- Avoid it the repetitiveness will drive you crazy
Internet- Have a laptop on hand that is your savior
Charge Cell- O yeah your life line to the outside world
Movies- Have lots on hand
AC- Crank that Bitch DOWN as low as it can go just in case
Now If Power Goes Out During A Hurricane
HOLLY SHIT is you new bestfriend phrase!!
Candles - Ahhhh lol time for puppet fun
Alcohol- Get piss ass drunk to piss the day or night away
(that goes either way power on or off)
Chips and Salsa- HELL YEAH its a drinking power out rule
Portable DVD player- Best invention but only last for 2 movies so pick good ones
Family Stress- EARMUFFS or EARPLUGS great inventions
**THIS IS THE TIME WE ALL GO CERTIFIABLY INSANE and GET FAT!!**
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