Saturday, February 11, 2006

BON JOVI woohooo

The Bon Jovi Concert was sooooo great .... he sang sooooo many songs I counted 31 no lie 31 and yes all of his old songs too so thats what made if fun .... okokok it was fun because DUDET was there haha but over all it was a blast and a half of GOOD TIMES :)!!

Now for the story ... I have come to the conclusion that it is a MUST for something to happen when it comes to Alyssa and I doing something ... let me explain :) .... just because every time we have plans something fucken crazy happens..... no lie no matter how bad I try to prepare myself for the unexpected it just does not work .... for the record this story tops them all.

Like I said the concert was sooooo great but what would a GOOD TIMES day well night with us be like without a story to tell :) !!

So we are singing and watching hottie Bon Jovi on the stage when I go to tell Alyssa something and in the middle of telling her what I had to tell her I just so happen to look back to row behind us to see this WHITE TRASH WOMAN and this GROSS PIG for a guy literally full on pleasuring each other. OMG my virgin eyes is right ... and yes I totally had to do a double take to make sure what I was seeing was right and real. They were standing and his hand was so in her private (PITA) area. When Alyssa saw my face she looked back hahaha my facial expressions do tell all .... wish I could have seen my face hahaha .... well when she looked she totally had to double take on that as well. Ok it gets better ... the people sitting next to them were so pissed ... Holly shit if those people were me I so would have had to say something (yes I would have interrupted that session I DONT GIVE A SHIT THAT IS JUST FUCKEN GROSS) well the pron session went on for no lie at least 30 mins maybe even longer. Ok now for the best part ... they were getting so into what they were doing no lie I am talking full on ewwww gross shit that needs to be done behind closed doors haha that they did not give a shit that people were literally watching them. OMG the woman's facial expressions were fucken climax point ones EWWWW .... then she got on top of him and no lie were so about to have full on SEX ... ON A STEEL HORSE SHE RODE hahaha .... then .... lol yes I still have more to say .... she started to give the dude a Blow Job .... HAHAHAHA omg I was like WHAT THE FUCK ... wow I wish I took a picture to post it because I know no one will believe this was going on behind me of all people hahaha!! ok well I cant go any father into details because hahaha this is me talking and you are all lucky you got this much out of me but just use your imagination and I am sure you can fill in the blanks!!

So the night went like this
-CheeseCake Factory yummy :)
-Talking about shit, stuff, hotties haha
-Free Parking at the Arena
-Y-100 Karaoke booth lol I should have done that :)
- Found our seats
- went back to the car to get alyssa's glasses (DORKIS)
- back to our seats
- talked some more
- Local FortLaudy Band came out (ps they have a myspace lol)
-Bon Jovi Kicked Ass
- WHITE TRASH FREE PORN SESSION
-HOME-

LOL ALL OF THAT IN ONLY 5 HRS hahaha
O-GOD I can only imagine what our next story is gonna be about haha!

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