VIOLATED I TELL YOU

Ohhhhh boy!!!!

Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh Boy!!!

Today was my weirdest day ever!
Ok so I have doctor Apts up the ass!!

7:45am Orthopedic (for my Knee)
MALE DOC
me: Hello
doc: Hi Im doc sooooo and soooo
me: Nice to meet you doc
doc: I need you to take your shorts off
me: Ummmmm ok ... but arnt you married
doc: hahahahaha we have to take several xrays
me: ummmm ok
doc: the nurse will be right in with your plastics
me: Thank you
nurse: please get into this
me:.....holding this plastic thing up in the air
nurse: The opening goes in the back
me: thank you

12:15pm Primary Physical Doc
MALE DOC
me: Hello doc
doc: Hi Chrissie heard about the accident
me: yeah crazy shit
doc: hahahaha yes crazy
me: its ok I think Ireland just aggravated my knee
doc: yeah I think that too .. can you please take off your clothing
me: WHAT?!?!?!?
doc: The nurse will be right in I need to take some blood and do some flex test
me: OK
nurse: Here is your gown (fyi its plasic again)
me: hahahahaha
nurse: opening goes in the back
me: lol I know ... thank you

1:30pm GYNECOLOGIST
My Female doc was not in
so this male doc took over today
me: Hello Doc
doc: Hi
me: Ummm where is so and so
doc: She has an emergency I am covering her patients
me: ummmmmm .....
(THINKING IN MY HEAD)
WHAT THE BEEP BEEP BEEP ..
NO WAY IS THIS HAPPENING
PS HE IS HOT HOT HOT
AND HE IS GOING TO FISH UP IN MY JUNK ...
OHHHH BOY
doc: are you sexually active
me:hahahahaha WOW (grin grin grin and red)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
doc: (smiles) ok I am going to need to you take off your jeans!
me: NO COMMENT !!!!!


3:00pm Chiropractor
MALE DOC
me: Hello doc
doc: How are you today Chrissie
me: good just a little stressed
doc: we will fix that
me: good
doc: need you to take off everything and put this gown (cloth) on
me: WHAT????????
doc: we are gonna put you in the Whirlpool /water bed today and also deep tissue massage your shoulder upper back lower back and knee
me: why not ...im going 4 for 4 today
doc: What?
me:nothing just talking to myself
massage girl: Hello Chrissie
me:hello
massage girl: tell me if I hurt you
me: ok
massage girl: how does this feel
me: ummmmmmmmmmmm weird
massage girl: hahaha its deep tissue
me: deep and all over the place
massage girl: lol
me: crazy ending to a crazy day
DUDE THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST MASSAGE EVER ... HOLLY SHIT OMG I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!

TODAY WAS A VIOLATING DAY ...
DAMN ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE IVE
TAKEN MY SHIT OFF FOR 4 DIFFERENT MEN HAHAHA!!!!